Haiku

Supermarket Kid

Paper or plastic
Justin Bieber wannabe
Please don't call me ma'am



Japan's Reactor

Who will run the plant?
I recommend Charlie Sheen
Then everyone wins



Meat

Oh how I miss meat
How many days left of Lent
I dream of bacon


Book Club

It's time for book club
Have we ever read a book
Yes one more drink please


Billy Madison

On in the morning
This movie never gets old
HA HA HA Shut up



Royal Wedding

A royal wedding
And why does everyone care
I don't give a shit


Meat II

I can't handle this
Should have given up coffee
I need a filet


Football

C'mon work it out
Tom Brady in a headband
Yeah just don't play please